Conversations with a Fat Girl

 5 Things you need to know about me.....
1)I can be random as hell, but why not? i say whats on my mind, and ok, so thats not always relevant, but its best to get it out there, isnt it?
2)Ive come to the conclusion that there is nothing original to be done any more.....well not one hundred percent original, everything comes from something, plagerism is KEY!
3) I make the most amazing chocolate cake, maybe ill tell you guys how some time.
4) I have a tortoise, shes called Audrey Hepburn-Tortoise, Auds for short. I love her, shes cute and......well, shelly.
5) I have a substance abuse problem....the substance? shoes, any shoes, im not picky. shit, half the time they dont even have to fit.
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